Anal Probes Suck Ass

*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better.

Two guys find a hot alien chick and save the world, right?

No, not so much.

John and his friend Gage split up. One raced off into space to save the girl while his friend promised to start a ‘Save the Alien’ effort.

What could possibly go wrong?

Well, anal probes for one.

Meehix believes she needs the help of an old friend who is one of the best computer hackers in the galaxy.

The only problem? He’s on ice. For 500 years. In a prison that no one has escaped from.

Piece of cake, right?